Peter on the town with a Ferrari                        (v1)
Nader bowls a 180
boy and girls -- this is Ralph
He'll be chatting and eating homos for us today
Gladys wrestles crocodiles on the side
She's a hep-cat, you know

It all started with me                          (v2)
yeah? Ralph says and seatbelts you need
a reference point
Gladys glares, tooth and nail
Peter hops in his rainbow bus and smokes
a deference joint

Gladys suffers                                  (bridge)
rebuffs her superiors
retribution
in coffeeshop merchandise

Bananas were meant to be                        (c)
eaten with spoons
fear, love,
i've eaten mine too soon